Sciency Words: Osculation

Welcome to this special Valentine’s Day edition of Sciency Words!  Sciency Words is a series here on Planet Pailly where we take a look at new and interesting scientific terms so we can all expand our scientific vocabularies together.  Today’s word is:

OSCULATION

Osculation: noun.  The scientific term for kissing.

I have no idea why they needed a technical term for this, but I’m glad the word exists because now I know what to call my latest invention.  Ladies and gentlemen, meet the Osculator 5000.

Osculator 500 in Flirty Pink

For all you osculating needs.

Whether you’re spending Valentine’s Day alone or need a little extra practice before tonight’s hot date, this is the machine for you!  The Osculator 5000 comes fully programmed with three settings: peck on the cheek, kiss, and tongue.  To enhance your osculation experience, the Osculator 5000 includes a built in speaker and over a dozen prerecorded sound effects.  Order now, and give the Osculator 5000 a chance to turn you on.

Osculator 500 in Sexy Chrome

Now also available in chrome!

One Response to Sciency Words: Osculation

  1. Perfect! I’ll program the Osculator to wake me up in the morning, I can picture her now with those sweet soft lips exercising me from my slumber. Yes, I’m ready to take on the world.

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