Yesterday, July 4th, scientists at CERN announced they had discovered the Higgs boson. This boson, sometimes referred to as the “God Particle” or the “God Damn Particle” because it was so damn hard to find, was pure theory until yesterday. The standard model of quantum physics predicted it would exist, but many were skeptical about it. Even the esteemed Stephen Hawking once offered a bet that it would never be found.
The Higgs boson is part of a larger energy field called the Higgs field, which gives mass to all matter in the universe. The Higgs field surrounds us and penetrates us… it binds the galaxy together… in other words, scientists have discovered the Force. Now we just have to learn how to manipulate it with our minds.
Since July 4th is Independence Day here in the United States, I was too busy celebrating America to also celebrate the new particle, so I’ll celebrate today instead. I’ve gone so far as to buy the Higgs boson a cake. It seems appropriate. Since cake is known to add lots of mass to people, surely it contains a great many Higgs bosons.
How are you celebrating the Higgs boson discovery?